Messages
10/8/2020
0 : 44
What A Day: Rose-colored plexiglass
Everything Is Insane, part ????@^*x Tuesday, October 6, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, death cult leader The White House has methodically concealed information about Donald
10/7/2020
0 : 24
What A Day: Even Stephen
Time to don the hazmat suit of democracy. Tuesday, October 6, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Patti LuPone, unimpressed with Donald Trump's Evita interpretation Many of us questioned
10/6/2020
0 : 14
What A Day: Clown with the sickness
Cal Cunningham, take notes from Jill. Monday, October 5, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The Trump campaign, with...an angle After causing a serious coronavirus outbreak within the White
10/2/2020
23 : 34
What A Day: Unmasked and answered
The utterly thinkable has happened. Friday, October 2, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -DeAnna Lorraine, tantalizingly close to an epiphany The utterly thinkable has happened: Donald Trump
10/2/2020
0 : 44
What A Day: All our exes vote in Texas
The Pope...gratam erit resistentia. Thursday, October 1, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kayleigh McEnany on Amy Coney Barrett, who attended Rhodes College Republican leaders have been going
10/1/2020
0 : 34
What A Day: Wallace and vomit
#NoBirdCensorship Wednesday, September 30, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -An undecided voter assessing Joe Biden's debate burns To the great astonishment of all spectators, President
9/30/2020
0 : 24
What A Day: Give earpiece a chance
Another beautiful day in Zuckerberg's Hellworld Funhouse. Tuesday, September 29, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Eric Trump momentarily sending the LGBTQ community into deep despair The
9/29/2020
0 : 24
What A Day: Don of the debt
Keep that law and order comin'! Monday, September 28, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The Biden campaign response to Trump's demands for a pre-debate drug test President Trump's
9/26/2020
0 : 14
What A Day: Justice of the fleece
“YOLO,” said the world's greatest deliberative body. Friday, September 25, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, finally speaking for all of us Republicans are hellbent on
9/25/2020
0 : 34
What A Day: Commander in Cheat
Arm Sleeve Tattoos 2020 Thursday, September 24, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Laura Ingraham cracking this George Soros case wide open When a president who's down in the polls and
9/23/2020
0 : 54
What A Day: Stark, naked ballots
(18+) Tuesday, September 22, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kayleigh McEnany and the Very Real, Not Made Up Health Care Plan The official UScoronavirus death toll has soared past 200000,
9/18/2020
23 : 54
What A Day: All hands on deck
This is not a drill. Friday, September 18, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Bill O'Reilly, suspicious of Joe Biden's town hall fluency on...the issues BREAKING: Supreme Court Justice
9/18/2020
0 : 24
What A Day: Barr-barrian at the gate
Another cover-up brought down by a typo. Thursday, September 17, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Mark Meadows, concert pianist (as long as we're all just making shit up) Attorney General
9/17/2020
0 : 34
What A Day: Caputo's kaput-o
Bring those disinformation jobs home! Wednesday, September 16, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The mental acuity candidate at the top of his game After admitting in taped interviews that he
9/16/2020
0 : 44
What A Day: Joe Bi the science guy
When it comes to missing, the man doesn't miss. Tuesday, September 15, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Jim Cramer using a term he "would never use," to Nancy Pelosi's face
9/15/2020
0 : 44
What A Day: Fifty days to heave your loser
Born to be wild(ly contagious) Monday, September 14, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ronna Romney McDaniel, with a strong handle on who is currently president Reaffirming his status as the “
9/12/2020
0 : 14
What A Day: Blaze of our Lives
This is AMERICA and we will PLANT the WEIRD SEEDS. Friday, September 11, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A reformed raver in the House of Lords As western states suffer through the worst
9/11/2020
0 : 34
What A Day: A Rudy awakening
No pressure, Microsoft, but you are the CIA now. Thursday, September 10, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The Wicked Witch of West Point While top Trump administration officials were going to
9/4/2020
8 : 9
What A Day: No confusion, it’s collusion
Keep it moving, Mr. Death. Wednesday, September 2, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, really getting the hang of this fearmongering thing With coronavirus numbers still spiking in
9/4/2020
7 : 57
What A Day: Don't vote twice, it's alright
It ain't no use to sit and wonder "why, Barr" Thursday, September 3, 2020 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Nancy Pelosi, caught in a classic hair snare Hello! What A